Given below are all the SMS messages contributed by our user Naazbeatz.

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  • girlz are like....

    | SMS by Naazbeatz

    Boy: Marry me?
    Girl: Do you have a house?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: How much is your salary?
    Boy: No salary.. but..
    Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
    Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
    Girl : wanna get married ?
    Boy: NO !

  • iam richard but call me rich

    | SMS by Naazbeatz

    During chat
    Boy: Hi .
    Girl: What? .
    Boy: How are u?
    Girl: Do I know u? .
    Boy: I'm rich..
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    Girl: Oh! Hi...
    My name is Mary but u can call
    me"baby" I'm 19 & I stay in
    Runda. I love short dark men,
    especially like u&I'm glad to meet
    you. So, when are we going out? .
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    Boy:No, no, no"Richard"is my
    name . . .cal me rich

  • funny phone call

    | SMS by Naazbeatz

    Unknown Calls ;
    He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
    She : Yes , Who are you ?
    He : Im your brother , Just wait till
    i come home !
    Another Unknown call
    He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
    She : No !
    He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
    broke my heart
    She : Sorry , I thought it was my
    brother !
    He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
    me reach the house

  • boÿZ are alwayz RockZ

    | SMS by Naazbeatz

    Oru girl swantham picture fbyil
    upload
    cheythitu ingane ezhuthi : 'hii
    friendzz
    engane und ene kaanaan..?? ' .
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    A boy cmntd in that pic Boy :
    Ninte achan 15-20 thousand'inte
    mobile medichu thannenkil appo
    veetil urappaayum
    oru 500 rupeesinte mirror
    undakum.., Athilu nokiyal pore...!
    Nammalodu
    enthinaa chodikunnathu idiot

  • love ur mother

    | SMS by Naazbeatz

    Amma: ente kazcha nashta pettal
    mone entha cheyukka
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    Makan: njan hospitalil kondupoyi
    chikisikum. .
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    Amma: enitum kazcha kittiyilenkil
    enthu cheyyum?
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    . Makan: ethra panam chilavayalum
    lokathu evideyayalum poyi
    ammaye chikisikum. Kazcha
    kitanathu vare!!
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    . Makan: shari ente kanninte
    kazcha aanu nashtapedunnath
    enkil amma entha cheyyuk?
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    Amma: ponnu mone njan ente kannu ente monu
    tharum
    No OnE Is BeTtEr than MOTHEr

  • Don't love a beautiful person.

    | SMS by Naazbeatz

    Don't love a beautiful person.
    Love a person who can give you a beautiful life..
    Manassilayille?
    Paint kandu 'veedu' vaangaruthennu..!!