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  • What is dead lock?

      What is dead lock?

      Boss to secretary - 'for a week v will go abroad for a meeting, make arrangements'

      Secretary calls husband - '4 a week, my boss and I r going abroad, u look after urself'

      Husband calls secret lover -' my wife is going abroad, so lets spend d week 2gether'

      Secret lover calls small boy whom she takes tution - 'I have work a week, so u need not come class'

      Small boy calls grandpa -' no class 4 a week coz teacher is busy, lets spend d week 2gether'

      Grandpa (d Boss) calls secretary - 'meeting canceled, i am spend d weekend with my grandson'

      Secretary calls husband - 'trip canceled, i am coming home'

      Husband calls secret lover - 'v can't spend d week 2gether coz my wife canceled her trip'

      Secret lover calls little boy - 'This week u will have class as usual'

      Boy calls grandpa (Boss) - 'Sorry grandpa '

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    • Look outside ...It's so pleasant !

        Look outside ... It's so pleasant !

        Sun smiling 4 U...

        Trees dancing 4 U...

        Birds singing 4 U...

        coz I requested them all 2 wish U a sweet GOOD MORNING..

      • Heart of boys

          Heart of boys is like a temple !
          Holy, Truthful, Pure...

          That's why .. when boys say, 'I LOVE U',

          Girls remove their slippers.. !!

        • THALLE JANAALA XP

            Rajamanikyam version of Windows XP launched as THALLE JANAALA XP

            Some commands..

            SAVE: Rakhikkade appi

            SAVE AS: Langane rakhikkadey

            SAVE ALL: Appi de yellarem reksheeru

            PASTE: Yeduthu chambadey

            RUN: Vodada machu

            CUT: Pirithu kaladey machu

            SEARCH: Thappi vidadey appi

            EXIT: Irangi podey pyle

            OPEN: Tvorakkdey

            SHUT DOWN: Appa machu sullam

            SYSTEM BUSY: Thalle kalip theeranillallo

            SYSTEM ERROR: Lavan puliyanu ketta

            RESTART: Oru varavu koodi varendi varum ketta.

          • Height of Language miss use

              height of language miss use:
              student watching monkey out

              of the window & teacher scold him,

              "Why are you watching monkey outside when i'm in the

              class room!!"