SMS Submissions by Ameer Ajmal

Name:	Ameer Ajmal
Total Submissions:	14
Average User Rating:	​
Most Active Category:	Funny SMS Jokes - 6 Message(s)

Given below are all the SMS messages contributed by our user Ameer Ajmal.

• ChInaaaaaaaa !!

  Why does the great wall of china comes
  
  in the 7 wonders of the world
  
  May be it's the first and only Chinese product
  
  which lasted for so long: P

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• Blooody eNglish

  Husband texts to wife on cell..
  
  "Hi, what r u doing Darling? "
  
  Wife: I'm dying.. !
  
  Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U? "
  
  Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.. "
  
  Husband: "Bloody English Language!: @

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• 4 mY sWeEtHeaRt <3

  When I sleep at night
  
  I dream of U... When I close my eyes I see U...
  
  When the wind blows I feel U near...
  
  When i forget the world I remember U...
  
  When everything will vanish Iwill be there for U... BECAUSE
  
  "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH"... [: *] [♥] [♥] [: )

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• RElatiOnShippppppp 0_X

  Relationship stages:
  
  Strangers → Friends → Close Friends →
  
  ↓ ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ← ╝
  
  Crush → Relationship → Heartbroken → Strangers!

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• LoVe you oNly.....

  A guy can meet 10 girls, flirt 9, talk to 8, laugh with 7, run behind 6, like 5, go out with 4, get used to 3, kiss 2, but only love 1 ♥

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• NeW w@y Of PrOpOsnggggg !!

  Boy: Can i take yEW r phOTo...
  
  Girl: huh... ! 4 wat
  
  Boy: iN fuTuRe I WaNna sHow My ch!ldrN... Hw Beaut!ful w@s their mOm... WEn ShE was yOUng. !!
  
  Girl: laughd (: D)
  
  Boy: (mone manasil laddu pott!)

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• Soooo sWEEtttttt

  Boy: Hi Girl: Hey how r u? Waht r u doing? Boy: I am texting d most beautiful girl in d world...
  
  Girl: (emotionally) Awww ...... So sweet of u ;; ): $ Boy: But she is notreplying so i am texting you.. !!

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• "Teacher"

  Teacher: "What doyou call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? "Pupil: "A teacher".. !!

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• Statement or Question

  I love U is a statement or Questio. n. ? ..... Bt wen ever itz asked it need a answer: D

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• Millions of Greetings

  Millions Of Greetings! Thousands Of Colours! Hundreds of Wishes! Kg's Of Cakes! Lot's of Smiles! That's What I Ask God 2 Give U Thruout ur Life! HaPpY BirthDay.....

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• What is FaCeBoOk ???

  What is Facebook..
  
  .. .... .. ..... Its when a Boy posts a joke, He gets No Response.. : ( & When a Girl Posts the same Joke, She gets (50 Likes), (35 friend Requests), (20 Private Messages), & (80 Comments on how Sweet She Is and how funny the Joke

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• Friendship is Everything

  Friendship is not something
  
  that happens at first sight,
  
  It happens when you start
  
  knowing each other and in turn
  
  endup needing each other.
  
  For every feeling,
  
  for every thought and for every moment

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• GiRl FrIeNdS

  SON: Mom, who is a Girlfriend
  
  MOM: Wen u grow up and Become a gud boy u'll also get one.
  
  SON: If i dont bcome a gud boy
  
  Dad: Then u ll get many; -): -)

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• You're older

  You're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, Happy Bday!

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