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Name:Mohd Junaid
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  • dedicated to mOi chunk

      If She Don’t Text You
      Its Because She’s Waiting For You To Text Her
      If She Walks Away From You Madly
      Follow Her
      If Shes Quiet
      Ask Her What’s Wrong
      If She Ignores You
      Give Her Your Attention
      If She Pushes YOU AWAY
      Pull Her BACK
      If You See Her Crying
      Wipe Her Tears & Hold Her
      If She Says Go Away
      Just Go Close To Her & Give Her Hug
      If She Asks you why U Do This
      Tell Her "Because I Love U and i cannot live
      without
      U...
      Junaid Sha

    • Junaid Elampara

        WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL? ?
        A year has 365 days
        Sundays :52
        balance :313 summer
        holidays:50
        bal:263days
        8hours daily sleep means 122
        days
        bal:141days
        1 hour daily playing means
        15days
        bal:126days
        2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
        bal:96days
        1hr 4 talking means15 days
        bal:81days
        exam days total in year 35days
        bal:46 days
        festival 40days
        bal:6day
        sickness 3days,movies & functions
        at least2days,
        balance-1day,
        that 1 day is Ur birthday
        HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?

      • ladies first

          2 Lovers decided to suicide...!
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          Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
          eyes n returned
          Home...
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          Boy In the Air Opened the
          Parachute n Said I
          knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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          From that day onwards
          peoplestarted saying
          # Ladies First