Given below are all the SMS messages contributed by our user Mohd Junaid.

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  • ladies first

    | SMS by Mohd Junaid

    2 Lovers decided to suicide...!
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    Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
    eyes n returned
    Home...
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    Boy In the Air Opened the
    Parachute n Said I
    knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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    From that day onwards
    peoplestarted saying
    # Ladies First

  • Junaid Elampara

    | SMS by Mohd Junaid

    WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL? ?
    A year has 365 days
    Sundays :52
    balance :313 summer
    holidays:50
    bal:263days
    8hours daily sleep means 122
    days
    bal:141days
    1 hour daily playing means
    15days
    bal:126days
    2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
    bal:96days
    1hr 4 talking means15 days
    bal:81days
    exam days total in year 35days
    bal:46 days
    festival 40days
    bal:6day
    sickness 3days,movies & functions
    at least2days,
    balance-1day,
    that 1 day is Ur birthday
    HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?

  • dedicated to mOi chunk

    | SMS by Mohd Junaid

    If She Don’t Text You
    Its Because She’s Waiting For You To Text Her
    If She Walks Away From You Madly
    Follow Her
    If Shes Quiet
    Ask Her What’s Wrong
    If She Ignores You
    Give Her Your Attention
    If She Pushes YOU AWAY
    Pull Her BACK
    If You See Her Crying
    Wipe Her Tears & Hold Her
    If She Says Go Away
    Just Go Close To Her & Give Her Hug
    If She Asks you why U Do This
    Tell Her "Because I Love U and i cannot live
    without
    U...
    Junaid Sha