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  • Penkuttikalude PRANAYAM

      PENKUTTI kalude "PRANAYAM"
      1st time:
      Ishtamalla,alla, alla.
      2nd time:
      Ennea Athrakku Ishtamano?
      3rd time:
      I LOVE U.
      4th time:
      Innale Entha Vilikkathe?
      5th time:
      Oru Nimisham Koodi Ninne
      Pirinjirikan Pattilla.
      6th time:
      Sorry 2 days Ninne Kanan
      Pattiyilla
      7th time:
      I'm really sorry Ente Kalyanam
      Nishchayichu..
      by
      8th time :
      Aara Manassilayilla
      9th time:
      ENTE Jeevitham Thakarkkaruth.
      Plz.
      10th time:
      Mamanu TATA Kodukk Mone..
      Watsapp - 7736619082

    • pazt is u r teacher

        BILL GATES iN a Restaurant..
        After
        Eating,
        he gav 5$ to the waiter as a tip
        The waiter had a strange feeling
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        Gates realizd & asked.Wat
        hapened ??
        Waiter: I'm jst amazed Bcoz on
        the same table ur daughter gave Tip
        Of 500$
        & u her Father, richest man in
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        world Only Gave 5$
        Gates Replied:
        "She's daughter of the world's
        richest man, but
        i m the son of a wood cutter."
        (Past is ur best teacher)
        4 frndshp,
        Watzapp-7736619082

      • OuR ker@la girLs . . . !!!

          Boy : hi
          Philippines girl : hello.
          Boy : you luk so cute like a angel
          Philippines girl : oh tq u so much
          Boy : do u hav boy frnd?
          Philippines girl : no . I dnt
          boy : I love you
          Philippians girl : i love u too
          Ivalumaroke itharayollu onnu pokki adicha mathi
          no jaadakurach sneham mathram kodutha
          mathipakshe keralathile girlsnu enthu *****
          undayitanavo ithrem Jaada !!shavangal . . .

        • kizhakkepadam tr@llz ...!

            kizhakepaadam nna
            athimanoharamaaya.. gramam..
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            Avde adhi sundhariyaaya oru..
            teachr..
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            ah teachre.
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            kuli
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            paambu kadichu..
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            ee paambinte okke oru kaaryame..
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            kuli kadavil kulikaan kudi
            sammadikoola..
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            watzapp - 7736619082

          • Boyz sTill rOckzzz!

              Boy - I luv U.... <3
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              Girl - But i luv some one else... :\
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              Boy -Ok no problem,Ur
              happiness is more
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              my luv .
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              Moral- pani paliyalum
              Dialogue Nammal polikkanam..... ;) :p ;) ...
              BOY rokki rOkzzzz
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              Add in watzapp - 7736619082

            • Never miSS a chaNce ...!

                Girl crying ;(
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                Boy: whats wrong..???
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                Girl: nothing
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                Boy hugged her and said sorry
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                Girl: why did you say sorry..???
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                Boy: because... I wasn't their to protect you..
                From the person.. Who made you cry...
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                # MORAL: oru moralum illa... .
                Chance..
                Kittiyal Kalayaruth.... Keri angu ketti Pidichonam... Ennit oru diologue
                kachiyal mathi.......
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                watzapp - 7736619082

              • sO briLLiant ...!

                  Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
                  Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
                  Ans.- In his Last Battle.
                  Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
                  Ans.- Marriage.
                  Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
                  Ans.- Liquid State.
                  Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
                  Ans.- On His Birthday

                  ‪#‎LoLzZ‬.....
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                  for love nd frndshp , add me ..
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                  watsapp - 7736619082

                • boyz alwayz thinkz abt studies . . . !

                    ( in a bus ) . . . . .
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                    Bus driver puts a sudden
                    brake . . . .
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                    A boy falls on a girl .
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                    Girl : what r u doing . . . . .???
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                    Boy : +2 kazhinju & u . . . . ? ?
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                    Moral : # boyz always think abou
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                    # girls_plz_don't_disturb...
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                    4 love nd frndshp ,
                    watsapp - 7736619082

                  • jOb offerzzz !

                      job offer in vodafone
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                      salary: 80000
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                      qual: 10th or +2 pass
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                      place: bangalore,kochi
                      ,kollam,tr
                      ivandrum,kozhik
                      ode,malappuram,kottayam
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                      job: vodafone towerinu
                      mukalil
                      irunu
                      airtel towerinu konjhanam
                      kuthi
                      kanikkanam....
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                      watsapp - 7736619082

                    • wOrld cuP spEciaL

                        worldcup‬

                        First matchinu shesham oru‪#‎Chunkz‬oru status ittu

                        "3 Bra- 1 Cr"

                        ithukandu oru penkutti cmnt cheithu......
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                        "ithrayum vila koodiyathonnum idanulla bhagyam nammalkille...."
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                        watsapp - 7736619082

                      • maDe in inDia lolZ .. <3

                          A Japani came to INDIA...!
                          He took an auto to go to the airport,
                          on the way a Honda overtakes ...
                          Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very
                          fast... next a toyota overtakes
                          Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
                          Reached Airport & asked How Much?
                          Driver: RS. 8000 ....
                          Japani: Why so expensive??
                          Driver: METER made in
                          INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....'' JAI HO ...
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                          watsapp - 7736619082

                        • 1 Million Facebook Likez

                            Negalude Profile pic nu 1 million likes veno???

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                            Follow the trick steps..
                            100% working
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                            1)Create a new account!
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                            2) 1st name- 1 million
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                            3) 2nd name- Peoples
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                            Now go to ur profile pic and like it..
                            Then logout and check notification..
                            1 million peoples liked your profile picture...
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                            lol ...
                            for friendship..
                            watzapp - 7736619082

                          • neW geneRation kiD

                              Photographer in a studio
                              to a 6 year old kid: enne noku mone
                              camerayude ullil ninu ippo oru praavu paranu varum..

                              Kid: veruthe aale pattikyandu Focus sherikyum adjust cheyy, potrait mode use cheyyanam, ISO 200nin ullil idu, high resolution pic venam, facebookil upload cheyyana. Hmm... praavu varum athre...
                              ninte achan ittu vechirikyunoda camerakulil motta?!.
                              for frndshp ...
                              add in watzapp - 7736619082

                            • boYs rocKzzz

                                Why girls block boys.? examples given below
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                                Boy: What's your Name??
                                Girl: Rani and you?

                                Boy: Rajaa.....

                                *!blocked!*

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                                Girl :"have good day".........

                                Boy:no thanks....i like "tiger
                                biskets" more......
                                *!Blocked!*
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                                Girl :what's up...??

                                Boy:kerala.....!!

                                *blocked*

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                                Boy:Thank you.......!

                                Girl :it's my pleasure....!
                                Boy:my bajaj pulsur.....

                                **blocked forever**..
                                watsapp - 7736619082

                              • boyz rOckzzz

                                  Teacher:Can u See God
                                  Class:No
                                  Teacher: can u touch God
                                  Class:No
                                  Teacher:Then isn't a GOD

                                  A Boy Raises From His Bench And Said:
                                  "Sir ,can u see ur brain"
                                  Teacher:No
                                  Boy:Can u touch ur brain
                                  Teacher :No
                                  Boy: OK So u dont hav brain?!

                                  BOYS ARE ALWAYS ROCKIN ..
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                                  for frndship,
                                  watzapp- 7736619082

                                • kseb ..... kseb

                                    Most Romantic
                                    State in India??
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                                    Kerala

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                                    Every Night We r Having Candle light Dinner
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                                    Full Credits ‪#‎KSEB‬
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                                    Watzapp - 7736619082

                                  • എൻ പ്രണയിനി

                                      എന്റെ എല്ലാ നഷ്ട്റ്റങ്ങളും എന്റെ പ്രിയപെട്ട സ്വപ്നങ്ങൾ ആയിരുന്നു .... അതു പോലെ എന്റെ നഷ്ട പ്രണയവും എന്റെ സ്വപ്നം ആയിരുന്നു ...
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                                      For friendship call me or watsapp: 7736619082

                                    • ശുഭദിനo ... <3

                                        വലിയവരിൽ എളിയവരായ്‌ ജീവിക്കുക

                                        എല്ലാം നിങ്ങളെ തേടിയെത്തും !!

                                        ശുഭദിനം
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                                        For friendship call me or watsapp: 7736619082

                                      • കാമുകനോ / കാമുകിയോ

                                          പറയാതെ വരുന്ന കാമുകനോ/കാമുകിയോ
                                          ആണു മരണം
                                          വന്നാൽ കൊണ്ടു പോകും ..
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                                          For frndship call or watsapp : 7736619082

                                        • Ennalum Aval :(

                                            എന്നെ എകന്തതയുടെ ഇരുൾകെട്ടില്ലേക്ക്‌ തള്ളിയിട്ടു
                                            നിഴലായി മറഞ്ഞകന്നവൾ
                                            ഇന്നു മറ്റൊരുത്തന്റെ എകന്തതക്‌ തറ കല്ല് ഇട്ടുകൊണ്ടിരിക്യുന്നു ....
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                                            അവന്റെ വിധി
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                                            For frndship : 7736619082

                                          • I dont like to be a lOve failure <3

                                              Aadhyam swapnangal sammanikkum
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                                              Pinne mohangalum aashakalum sammanikkum
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                                              Avasanam ormakal sammanich aval pokum
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                                              Angane ee ormakaliloode kalangal orupadu kazhiyum
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                                              Athinidayil evideyo avalekkal sundariye kandumuttum
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                                              #don't like to be a love failure
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                                              Watsapp : 7736619082

                                            • Enn nashtangal

                                                നീ നടന്ന വഴികളിലൂടെനിക്ക
                                                ് യാത്രയാകണം
                                                നിന്റെ നഷ്ടങ്ങളെല്ലാം
                                                എടുത്തു കാത്തുവയ്ക്കാൻ
                                                നീ തേടിയെത്തുംവരെ ..
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                                                For friendship call or watsapp: 7736619082

                                              • kerala rockzz!

                                                  കേരളത്തിലെ റോഡുകൾ ടാർ ചെയ്ത്‌ കഴിഞ്ഞാൽ ഉടനെ ത ന്നെ "Best Before 3 Months "
                                                  എന്ന കുറച്ച്‌ ബോർഡുകൾ റോഡിനോഡ്‌ ഇട വിട്ട്‌ സ്താപിക്കുന്നത്‌ വളരെ മ്മനോഹരമായിരിക്കും ...
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                                                  For friendship call,message or watsapp me : 7736619082

                                                • KV RAMACHANDRAN

                                                    Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair:

                                                    "Change cannot be given to you every time. You must bring the change."
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                                                    Who's K V Ramachandran Nair?
                                                    He is a bus conductor. Now read it again!! :p :p :p :p
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                                                    For friendship call or watsapp: 7736619082

                                                  • :( ...സ്നേഹം ... :(

                                                      ഹൃദയം വിററ കാശുമായാണ്
                                                      ഞാനവളുടെ സ്നേഹം
                                                      വാങ്ങാന് പോയത്........
                                                      ഇപ്പോളവള് പറയുന്നു..
                                                      ഹൃദയമില്ലാത്തവരെ
                                                      സ്നേഹിക്കില്ലെന്ന്....
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                                                      For friendship call or watsapp me : 7736619082