Malayalam SMS Jokes - Malayalam Comedy SMS Messages
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boyz alwayz thinkz abt studies . . . !
( in a bus ) . . . . .
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Bus driver puts a sudden
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A boy falls on a girl .
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Girl : what r u doing . . . . .???
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Boy : +2 kazhinju & u . . . . ? ?
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Moral : # boyz always think abou
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# girls_plz_don't_disturb...
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Never miSS a chaNce ...!
Girl crying ;(
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Boy: whats wrong..???
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Girl: nothing
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Boy hugged her and said sorry
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Girl: why did you say sorry..???
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Boy: because... I wasn't their to protect you..
From the person.. Who made you cry...
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# MORAL: oru moralum illa... .
Chance..
Kittiyal Kalayaruth.... Keri angu ketti Pidichonam... Ennit oru diologue
kachiyal mathi.......
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watzapp - 7736619082
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kizhakkepadam tr@llz ...!
kizhakepaadam nna
athimanoharamaaya.. gramam..
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Avde adhi sundhariyaaya oru..
teachr..
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ah teachre.
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kuli
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paambu kadichu..
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ee paambinte okke oru kaaryame..
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kuli kadavil kulikaan kudi
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OuR ker@la girLs . . . !!!
Boy : hi
Philippines girl : hello.
Boy : you luk so cute like a angel
Philippines girl : oh tq u so much
Boy : do u hav boy frnd?
Philippines girl : no . I dnt
boy : I love you
Philippians girl : i love u too
Ivalumaroke itharayollu onnu pokki adicha mathi
no jaadakurach sneham mathram kodutha
mathipakshe keralathile girlsnu enthu *****
undayitanavo ithrem Jaada !!shavangal . . .
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Penkuttikalude PRANAYAM
PENKUTTI kalude "PRANAYAM"
1st time:
Ishtamalla,alla, alla.
2nd time:
Ennea Athrakku Ishtamano?
3rd time:
I LOVE U.
4th time:
Innale Entha Vilikkathe?
5th time:
Oru Nimisham Koodi Ninne
Pirinjirikan Pattilla.
6th time:
Sorry 2 days Ninne Kanan
Pattiyilla
7th time:
I'm really sorry Ente Kalyanam
Nishchayichu..
by
8th time :
Aara Manassilayilla
9th time:
ENTE Jeevitham Thakarkkaruth.
Plz.
10th time:
Mamanu TATA Kodukk Mone..
Watsapp - 7736619082 -
Thirakkulla Poocha...
Ningal Thirakkitu nadakkumbol oru poocha ningalude munnilode odi poyal athinartham??
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Poochakku ningalekkal thirakkundu.
SMS by Hari Nandan -
funny frindship
HORSE, LION & DONKEY r arguing
saying Who's the best?
HORSE: I am very fast
LION: I am very strong
Kannum mizhichirikathe
Enthekilum Para...SMS by basi ambro -
Yellarum Mobile yeduthe..
Innu Titanic kappal mungiyittu 95 varsham
kazhinju.
Athil maricha 650 perude ormaikkayi
Ningalude mobile 5 min vellathil mukki
vekkuka.!
SMS by Heart Smuggler -
coming sunday
This coming sunday ente koode palliyil varumo?
bcoz Achan paranju adutha azhcha varumbol kurishu konduvaranamennu.SMS by chandhu chandran -
BINU BHASKAR 8893866525
Rathriyil vegam Urangikko...
Bhootham varum..
Athu kondu Kannumadachchu Muham
moodi puthachchu Urangikko......
Veruthe Bhoothaththe Pedippikkanda..
Good Night.SMS by Binu Bhaskar -
SARATH CP PILATHARA
Ramya
9846247557
Aswathi
9895478872
Dhanya
9349876773
mone manasil laddu pottio...?
Athira
9744475549
Athulya
9847547165
mone pinnem laddu pottiyo..?
ini adhikam LADDU pottikanda..
this is the list of thearterz intrivandrm
& their phoneSMS by sarath cp pilathara -
iam richard but call me rich
During chat
Boy: Hi .
Girl: What? .
Boy: How are u?
Girl: Do I know u? .
Boy: I'm rich..
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Girl: Oh! Hi...
My name is Mary but u can call
me"baby" I'm 19 & I stay in
Runda. I love short dark men,
especially like u&I'm glad to meet
you. So, when are we going out? .
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Boy:No, no, no"Richard"is my
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boÿZ are alwayz RockZ
Oru girl swantham picture fbyil
upload
cheythitu ingane ezhuthi : 'hii
friendzz
engane und ene kaanaan..?? ' .
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A boy cmntd in that pic Boy :
Ninte achan 15-20 thousand'inte
mobile medichu thannenkil appo
veetil urappaayum
oru 500 rupeesinte mirror
undakum.., Athilu nokiyal pore...!
Nammalodu
enthinaa chodikunnathu idiot -
suhail 7736301254
Surya
paranju;
"Athenikku venam"
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Vijay paranju;
"Tharilla njan"
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Dileep athu vangi odi
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Asifali pidichu vangi
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Sharukh khan karanju
Dhanush potti karanju
Pinne pidiyayi,
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adiyaayi
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Oduvil enthayi?
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Ente PHOTO Keeripoyi..
Ho Ee pillerude oru karyam...!!!!SMS by SuHail Kakkengal -
suhail 7736301254
Palliyilek 50 ps ittu
Njan prarthichu(Daivame enikk
Nalloru friendne
Tharane... )Daivam ninne
Thannittu paranju50 paisakk itheKittu...!SMS by SuHail Kakkengal -
suhail 7736301254
Kaanumbol parayan madi,
vilikkan oru chammal,
No ennu parayaruth,
Njan ninakku
oru
LIFE
LIFE
"LIFEBOY" thannal onnu kulikkumo?SMS by SuHail Kakkengal -
suhail 7736301254
kaamuki:ente mobile ammayude kayyilaa...
kamukan:ayyo appo nammale pokkille ?
kamuki:pedikkanda ninte number njan'BATTERY LOW' ennuparanja save cheythirikkunnathu.
ninte call varumbol amma parayum
"innaa kondu poyi charge cheytho"
by
suhailSMS by SuHail Kakkengal -
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Ente NOKIA Phone
MOTOROLAYIL idichu
SAMSUNG nagarile LG Hospitalil admit cheythu.
Dr:SONY ERICSON paranju sangathi serious anu. anchar kuppi
SMS vendi varum
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Nee pokunna vazhiye,
Nee varunna vazhiye,
Ninaku velichamekan,
Ninaku Thanalekan,
Ninakayi
ennum
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oru TORCHO,
oru KUDAYO Kondu nadakuka..
By
your friendSMS by SuHail Kakkengal