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  • Hi friends My name is sumit

      Boy said to girl: Aaa mere di me aaja!

      Girl: "Chappal utaru kya"?

      Boy: Mera dil mandir nahi hai bina chappal utare aaja!

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      SMS by Sumit kumar 9015247178

    • for galz....

        single tah har koi fasa lainda .... yaar tah commited patenge buraaaaaaa..... frm honey samrala...........

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        SMS by Honey samrala

      • Lovely wife

          Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair? Wife: I couldnt lift d table

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          SMS by mahru

        • Wat will eat

            Tchr: 2020 aakumpozhek ari, godamb, thudangiya. dhanyangalokke theernnu pokam. pinne naam enth kazhikkum?

            FOOLU: Pedikkanda teacher namukk NOODLES thinnalo

            FOOLU rox

            FOOLU .... the 4G boy

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            SMS by amj123

          • dundumol rockzzzzzz

              teacher: yettavum shakthiyulla oraalude name parayu?
              dundumol: madiyan
              teacher: yenth?
              dundumol: teacher alle paranjath madiyan mala chumakkum.

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              SMS by YAHIYA.PP

            • national day wishes

                Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
                admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him? "
                Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand. "

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                SMS by rakdon

              • stunning fact

                  stunning fact:
                  "we all spend so much money for buying clothes but the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes".

                  its our childhood: )

                  but i like the way u think......

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                  SMS by hihihi

                • aniyathiye kettiyene!

                    shajahan mumtassinte
                    ormakkayi tajmahal
                    ketti...
                    mandan!
                    Njanariyunnengil
                    mumthasinte
                    ormakkayi avalude
                    aniyathiye kettiyene!

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                    SMS by muhammed niyas

                  • docter's sms

                      Doctormarudey Sanghadana (IMA) Udan produce cheyyunna cinemakal
                      1. Oru E. C. G Diarykuruppu
                      2. Meerayude C. Tyum Muthuvintae X-rayum
                      3. Ayal B. P edukkukayannu
                      4. M. B. B. S Penninu M. D Payyan
                      5. Nerariyan M. R. I
                      6. Meennathil Surgery
                      7. Nursumarudey Sradhaikku
                      8. Stethescopukal Katha Parayunnu
                      9. Vasanthiyum Aidsum Pinne Njanum

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                      SMS by midhun biju

                    • Funny Sms FOR FRIEND

                        Don't think i miss You...

                        i'm watching all ur movements in
                        3 different ways.

                        1. Discovery

                        2. National Geography

                        3. Animal Planet

                        Thanks to media....

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                        SMS by Nisha

                      • NILAAVULLA RAATHRI

                          Nilaavulla Raathriyil nakshathrangaleyum nokki irikkunna ninnod athiloru nakshathram kannu chimmikkond parayum....
                          ..
                          ..
                          ..
                          ..
                          poyikkidannurangadaa "VAYINOKKI"

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                          SMS by Shahana shirin

                        • Just try to fill with Yes or No

                            Fil d blank wth YES/NO.
                            1)----, Im not mentally fit!
                            2)----, I hav no brain!
                            3)----, I hav no commonsense!
                            4)----, I am mad!
                            Don't make hurry
                            Take ur own time...

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                            SMS by Kukku

                          • U R SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE

                              U R THE MOST CUTE PERSON IN THE WORLD

                              DONT MISUNDERSTAND ME

                              READ THIS TOOOOOOOO::::

                              C: CREATING
                              U: USELESS
                              T: TROUBLE
                              E: EVERYWHEAR

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                              SMS by GREESHMA

                            • DONT MARRY

                                ONE DAY A TIGER INVITES ALL THE ANIMALS TO HIS WEDDING PARTY. IN THE PARTY A CAT DANCES FOR THE SONG "DONT MARRY BE HAPPY".
                                TIGER: HEY CAT! WHO ARE YOU HOW DARE YOU TO SING THAT SONG?
                                CAT: IAM ALSO A TIGER BEFORE MY MARRIAGE.

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                                SMS by S.HEMANTH KUMAR

                              • Future Husband - Funny SMS

                                  A 5 year old boy to a sales girl in a sweet shop: "Will you marry me when I grow up??

                                  The girl smiled and said: "Yes Dear"

                                  Child: "Then, Can you give your future husband a free chocolate please?? "

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                                  SMS by Bibin Joy

                                • Funny SMS Joke

                                    Give this a thought...

                                    The first man who discovered milk, whoever he is, what the hell was he trying to do with the cow?? !!

                                    : -)

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                                    SMS by Bibin Joy

                                  • its funny.................

                                      wen parents care us

                                      its feeln of restriction..........

                                      but
                                      wen

                                      boyfrn/galfrn restrict us

                                      its a feeln of caring

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                                      SMS by divya

                                    • true love is..

                                        True love is like a pillow, u can hug when u r in troble, u can cry when u r in pain and u cane embrace when u r happy, so when u need true love, spend 25 bucks and buy a pillow.... !

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                                        SMS by siraj

                                      • u r look is cute..

                                          u r smile is of 16 yers... u r face is of 17 yers... ur walk is of 18 yers... ur talk is of 19 yers... ur look is of 20 yers.... totally u look 90 yers old! REALLY CUTE!!

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                                          SMS by siraj

                                        • Old, New, Latest and our Concept

                                            OLD CONCEPT: "Do or Die"

                                            NEW CONCEPT: "Do before you Die"

                                            LATEST CONCEPT: "Don't die until you do"

                                            OUR CONCEPT: "WHAT TO DO!!!??

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                                            SMS by Bibin Joy

                                          • what is education

                                              def of education
                                              "education is an organized sys through which we waste of our half of life to learn how to waste the remaining half.

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                                              SMS by sahib sargodia

                                            • girlz love

                                                a girl on valentine day to a shopkepr; do u hve sch cads on which its written that"ilove only u"?
                                                shopkepr; yes
                                                girl; then pack a dozen fr me.

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                                                SMS by sahib

                                              • What is dead lock?

                                                  What is dead lock?

                                                  Boss to secretary - 'for a week v will go abroad for a meeting, make arrangements'

                                                  Secretary calls husband - '4 a week, my boss and I r going abroad, u look after urself'

                                                  Husband calls secret lover -' my wife is going abroad, so lets spend d week 2gether'

                                                  Secret lover calls small boy whom she takes tution - 'I have work a week, so u need not come class'

                                                  Small boy calls grandpa -' no class 4 a week coz teacher is busy, lets spend d week 2gether'

                                                  Grandpa (d Boss) calls secretary - 'meeting canceled, i am spend d weekend with my grandson'

                                                  Secretary calls husband - 'trip canceled, i am coming home'

                                                  Husband calls secret lover - 'v can't spend d week 2gether coz my wife canceled her trip'

                                                  Secret lover calls little boy - 'This week u will have class as usual'

                                                  Boy calls grandpa (Boss) - 'Sorry grandpa '

                                                  How was it?

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                                                  SMS by sreenath

                                                • I don't understand

                                                    Shakespeare used to study in street light

                                                    Graham Bell Used to study in candle light.

                                                    Galileo used to study with a small lamp.

                                                    I don't understand one think what were these guys doing all day

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                                                    SMS by jacob

                                                  • sardar's son

                                                      Dying sardar asks his wife:

                                                      Our 7th son always looked different from other 6. Did he have a different father?

                                                      Wife (Crying): YES

                                                      Sardar: Who is he?

                                                      Wife: YOU !!

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                                                      SMS by linu_sam

                                                    • My question

                                                        Indian Statical Association (ISA) says that 42% of girls in INDIA are ready for sex before marriage..

                                                        My question is

                                                        "Where are these Girls? "

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                                                        SMS by kiran

                                                      • Sardar soldiers

                                                          2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier n gave him a Dice n said,

                                                          "If get 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 We will kill u".

                                                          Paki: "What if I get 6? "

                                                          Sardar: "U hav 2 play again"!!!

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                                                          SMS by sachin

                                                        • Heart of boys

                                                            Heart of boys is like a temple !
                                                            Holy, Truthful, Pure...

                                                            That's why .. when boys say, 'I LOVE U',

                                                            Girls remove their slippers.. !!

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                                                            SMS by sreenath

                                                          • Meaning of love

                                                              L-LOSS OF MONEY
                                                              O-OUT OF MIND
                                                              V-WASTE OF MONEY
                                                              E-END OF SAMADHANAM
                                                              SO, DONT LOVE

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                                                              SMS by DIPIN

                                                            • Bloody rascals

                                                                No matter How rude your best friends behave, you should always patch up with them ...

                                                                Becz

                                                                Those BLOODY RASCALS know all ur SECRETS

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                                                                SMS by sajimon
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                                                              Funny SMS Messages and Short SMS Jokes for Mobile Phones.

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