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  • school college

      what if the difference between tow numbers is sixteen three times the larger numbers is seven times the smaller that are the numbers ???
      Saleem cp samannuwaya stadicirkle chakkarakkak. Knr.

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      SMS by saleem cp

    • a small love story

        dad, mom, son, and lover
        A boy saw a girl in front of his house. he propose her.... She also agree. Dad saw the boy on with girl...
        ***interval***
        DAd: who's that girl?
        Son: i love that girl & i will marry her...
        "DAd is shocked!"
        (vilon back ground music)
        climax
        Dad: Impossible.. she's your sister you cant marry her,
        Son shocked!
        (TWIST IN STORY)
        Mom: Dont wory son, i will arange your mariage, U are not your Dad's son
        "NOW DAD SHOCKED"
        -THE END-

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        SMS by libuttan...................974

      • O My Dear friend

          Oh my dear, I saw a bad dream last night, all fools in the world are died. So kindly give me a missed call urgently. b'coz I am really worried about you.........

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          SMS by Anoop..Kanjirappally

        • love romance sms

            SORRY? SORRY? SORRY? SORRY?
            Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:
            S->Some,
            O->One Is,
            R->Really,
            R->Remembering
            Y->You? ..
            Have A wonderful day? .

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            SMS by sudhanshu singh

          • AKASAM POTTY VEE....

              Akasam potty veenalum .......
              Himalayam uruki theernnalum..........
              Arabikadal vatty varandalum ..........
              nammude relationship theerilla.....
              kaaranam.....

              "KANDAKASANI KONDE POKU"

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              SMS by Aswathy

            • funny sms jokes

                Life is 'FIXED CALL' Lover is 'MISSED CALL' Wife is 'RECEIVED CALL' Mother is 'IMPORTANT CALL' '(BUT)' FRIEND IS 'FEVICOL' so stay connect.

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                SMS by saleel

              • Intel's Tagline

                  Intel's new tagline for its fastest processor
                  Rajikanth Inside!!!!

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                  SMS by hsJ_js

                • Monday Tuesday

                    Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

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                    SMS by RaJuL

                  • shortest jokes

                      Worlds shortest jokes:

                      1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
                      2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
                      3) GirlFriend pays the billâ

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                      SMS by Satheesh Kumar VG

                    • Girls/Women age

                        At 9
                        You take her to bed and tell her a story

                        At 19
                        You tell her a story and take her to bed

                        At 29
                        You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed

                        At 39
                        She tells you a story and takes you to bed

                        At 49
                        She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

                        At 59
                        You stay in bed to avoid her story

                        At 69
                        If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

                        At 79
                        What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

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                        SMS by Satheesh Kumar VG

                      • BEGGAR AT TAJ

                          A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.

                          How? The other beggar asked.

                          First begger: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.

                          I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1, 000/-, and enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.

                          The Taj manager called the police man, and handed me over to him.

                          I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.

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                          SMS by Satheesh Kumar VG

                        • proverbs........

                            Japanese proverb:

                            If one can do it,
                            u too can do it,
                            If none can do it,
                            u must do it.

                            Indian version:

                            If one can do it,
                            Let him do it...
                            If none can do it,
                            leave it..

                            And finally the best..

                            Kerala version:

                            If one can do it,
                            stop him doing it.
                            If none can do it,
                            make a HARTHAAL against it.

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                            SMS by Satheesh Kumar VG

                          • funny jokes

                              Shantos: my father name is laughing and my mother name is smiling.
                              teacher: u must be kidding. '
                              Shantos no sir i am jocking.

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                              SMS by Shantos pudasaini...9849371401

                            • child dog asked mother dog

                                child dog asked mother dog, "who is my father? "mother dog said, "don't disturb, your father is reading this sms"

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                                SMS by taniya joseph

                              • sardarji jokes

                                  Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
                                  Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
                                  Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
                                  Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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                                  SMS by samarin

                                • sardarji jokes

                                    NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
                                    In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
                                    Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
                                    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
                                    Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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                                    SMS by samarin

                                  • sardarji jokes

                                      Sardar: U cheated me.
                                      Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
                                      Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

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                                      SMS by samarin

                                    • sardarji jokes

                                        At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
                                        Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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                                        SMS by samarin

                                      • sardarji jokes

                                          Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
                                          Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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                                          SMS by samarin

                                        • sardarji jokes

                                            Sardar: What is the name of your car?
                                            Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
                                            Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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                                            SMS by samarin

                                          • sardarji jokes

                                              2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
                                              Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
                                              explodes while fixing.
                                              Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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                                              SMS by samarin

                                            • sardarji jokes

                                                Wednesday, September 1, 2010
                                                SMS Jokes on Sardarji
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                                                Boss: Where were you born?
                                                Sardar: India ..
                                                Boss: which part?
                                                Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

                                                read itttttttt

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                                                SMS by samarin

                                              • in the bus stop

                                                  sardarji in the bus stop.........
                                                  1 man to sardarji=... do u want lift....

                                                  sardarji=.... not needed bcz my house is in under ground.....

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                                                  SMS by KHALID MANGALATEL

                                                • manchu super

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                                                    confuse ayoo friend thala thirichu pidichu vayikku haa

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                                                    SMS by manchusuper

                                                  • 'NANBENDA'

                                                      Vodafo'N'e
                                                      'A'ircel
                                                      Vergi'N'
                                                      'B'snl
                                                      Airt'E'l
                                                      Tatai'N'ncom
                                                      I'D'ea
                                                      Reli'A'nce
                                                      it meaNs'NANBENDA'
                                                      IT IS A BIG NETWORK IN THE WORLD

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                                                      SMS by repoter mahesh

                                                    • OCTOBERMASAM

                                                        pathuke nadakanam

                                                        adhikam bharam edukaruthu

                                                        sookshichirikanam

                                                        nannayi bakshanam kazhikanam

                                                        karanam ithu 10 masam alle

                                                        take care
                                                        happy october

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                                                        SMS by shakir

                                                      • teacher to childerns

                                                          teacher=tommarow you must copy the full text book on your note book

                                                          1st: child it's easy
                                                          2nd: child for me it's difficult. i can't write you can? . cool
                                                          1st child: t's easy but i can't write

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                                                          SMS by aniya saif aysha

                                                        • pathumma nthe add

                                                            x=aadin enth vennam rs 1000?
                                                            y=nadakula
                                                            x=1200
                                                            y-nadakkula
                                                            x=onnum parayanda itha 1500
                                                            next day
                                                            x=addu nadakkunnila
                                                            y=appozhe paranjille nadakkulla n

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                                                            SMS by fayis

                                                          • Mental patiant

                                                              MENTAL Patientsinte Lakshanangal

                                                              1-RIGHT handil mobil pidikuka.

                                                              Kai matti pidikanda

                                                              2-Thalla Viral kondu buton amarthuka

                                                              ini viralonnum mattanda

                                                              3. Msg Vayichu Chirikuka.

                                                              Ee gauravam athra pora

                                                              4. Pinne alochikkum, ark fwd cheyyanm.

                                                              Patiyathu patti... ini aarem patikanda. Melle Delete cheytho

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                                                              SMS by Saifudheen

                                                            • just a joke for some wonderful peopls

                                                                bobby- our school canteen must be very clean reema- why? bobby- all the food tastes of soap

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                                                                SMS by jeena
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