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Last bench association
If a single teacher cant teach all d subjects, Den hw can u expect a single students to learn 10 subjects..
LAST BENCH STUDENTS ASSOCIATION (LBSA)SMS by Amra Azeez -
BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN STUDENTS LIFE
1. Plz, dn't disturb me i want to study
2. No canteen, lets go to library
& the best one is
3. Sir i have a qstn.. !!SMS by Amra Azeez -
Adipoli Chelavu
Dhridarashtrar comes to panjali's house with sweets.
she was bathing.
angerkku kannukaanillalo, she thought
she called him to bathroom and gave a chair.
After the bath she asked.
"entha vishesham"
"enthina sweets"
Dhridarashtrar:
"innale kannu operation ayirunnu.
kazhcha kitti.
athinte chelava"
vishnudboss@gmail. com
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Mobile version
Hassi ko inbox, Ansu ko outbox, Ghussay ko hold, Muskan ko sent, Help ko ok, Dil ko karo vibrate, phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai fir bhi gussa aya to ek gillas thanda pani pi lena.
SMS by K. Jay singh patel -
ajay sharma 9711007511
chahe mujhe koi jangli kahe.
aji kahta to kahta rahe.
par me nahi nahane bala.
kyo ki bahut thand pad rahi hai.
avoid cold then.
enjoy cold. -
oru kunna kadha
manjuvinae dileep manjumolaene vilikum jayaram parvathiyae paarumol enne vilikkum ennaaal indrajith poornimayae nthe vilikkum kootttukaaarae............... uooooompe
SMS by pooranchaadi -
first night...
If u sleep on flowers, its first night...
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If flowers sleep on u, its last night...
yns 9895444580SMS by __younus 9895444580 -
best exercise!!
Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
... ... seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It's the best way to make urself healthy,
n tHat's d secret Of ma heAlthy bOdy... !!: PSMS by Semi RockSs!! -
strAnge n fuNny!!
ever noticed
all parents spend 1st 18
months trying to make the
children "STAND UP and TALK!"
... ... & The next 18 yrs trying
to make them "SIT DOWN
and LISTEN"..... !!!!SMS by Semi RockSs!! -
a frIend!!
A superb Thought 4 All Those Who Love Their FRIENDS
'a gOOD fRIEND nEVER
aLLOWS yOU to Do
... ...
wRONG tHINGS
"A. L. O. N. E": P
-Semi rOckZz.. !!-SMS by Semi RockSs!! -
Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Fail Hua Hu
Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath padhti hai,
1st aayi hai.
boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh,
Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.SMS by Www.way2web.tk -
TRY THIS MAGIC
Try this magic..................
Your cell Number's last 2 no. x 2 then
+ 5
x 50
+ your age
+ 365 and then
- 615
.............
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What's the answer..................
Ans... The last two number is your Age and The first two number is yor cell no...... is it.... Try this.........
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