Free Funny SMS Messages and SMS Jokes - Short Funny SMS Joke Collection
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hey guyz whats up
Nvr
kiss a police lady.
She'l say 'Hands up'
Nvr kis a lady
doctor.she'l say
'next plz' Always kiss a
tcher.Coz she'l say
repeat it 10times.
9605545046SMS by Shan 9605545046 -
Shan Say's
If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
--
If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
9605545946SMS by Shan 9605545046 -
Love Quotes
Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
!
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MORAL:Learn new Methods to propose.SMS by Shan 9605545046 -
Swrag Me Party
Kuch Log Swrag Me Party Mna Rhe The, Bhagwan Ne Dekha Sale Yha Bhi Party Mna Rhe Hain Bhagwan- Yamraj Ye Kya Ho Rha Hai
Yamraj-Parbhu, UP Wale Hain Khi Bhi Enjoy Kar Lete HainSMS by Anurag Saraswat
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ANEESH PALAKKAD
IN A JOB INTERVIEW
IN JAPPAN
MANAGER. : WHERE R U COMMING FROM
ANI, : SIR I AM FRM INDIA
MNGR..... OH AREY BHAI AAP INDIA MEIN KAHAM SE
ANI; SIR KERALA
MNGR: MACHU EVIDEYADA.
ANI: PALAKKAD.
MNGR: AAVU AAVU KENDHANDA CHEKKO PALAKKATTIL KEVADE AANDA THANKO
YENIKKU VAYYA EE CHEKKANE KONDU.
YENNE ANKADU KOLLU
PALAKKADAN
(. ANI
FROM PALAKKAD
MUNDUR
8086494919
CB. : ANIYANS KUTTY ABOOTIKA) -
just colour it
A Old man had 8 hair on his head, he went 2 barber shop
Barber in anger asked"SHALL I CUT Or COUNT? "
old man smiled nd politely said!
JUST COLOUR IT; -)SMS by sorryyyyyyy -
our brain..
First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!
And first helmet was used in 1974.
IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT
BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT! B-)SMS by sorryyyyyyy -
Kara Nalladanu
Girl Kissed a boyon his face & the boy get's a mark facil lipstick
Mammy: eth entha
Boy: nallath cheyumbol kara pattiyal kara nallathalle mammySMS by ROJA DISUSA MAPPILA -
Fact ... On FB
Fact ... On FB -. . Just Because Her Status Is"Single"... Doesn't Means She Is 'Available'. . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its Just That Her Family Members Are In Her Friendlist On Facebook.
SMS by IMTHI.F4ES -
madam and student
mam- who will tell one question answer he will kiss to my hand. one student- mam i i know total book s answer come to bedroom.
SMS by purna ch sahoo -
Top 7 funny shops and institutions
Top 7 Funny shops and institutions
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7. Sreesanth cricket academy
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6. Gandhi hair dressers
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5. Nayanthara textiles
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4. Salim kumar beauty parlour
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3. Mohanlal fitness centre
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2. Mammotty dance school
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and the most leading shop:
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1. Prithviraj personality development and spoken english class! -
ChInaaaaaaaa !!
Why does the great wall of china comes
in the 7 wonders of the world
May be it's the first and only Chinese product
which lasted for so long: PSMS by Ameer Ajmal -
Blooody eNglish
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, what r u doing Darling? "
Wife: I'm dying.. !
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U? "
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.. "
Husband: "Bloody English Language!: @SMS by Ameer Ajmal -
Keep it in ur mobile
>
I send you this fish
as a sign of our
FRIENDSHIP please
take care of it, Keep it
in your mobile.
Daily put your mobile in water,
So dat this fish wont die.
Noufal KareemSMS by ¤ Noufal Kareem ¤ -
Successful marriage....
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it.. !!SMS by ¤ Noufal Kareem ¤
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