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  • Don't love a beautiful person.

      Don't love a beautiful person.
      Love a person who can give you a beautiful life..
      Manassilayille?
      Paint kandu 'veedu' vaangaruthennu..!!

    • hey guyz whats up

        Nvr
        kiss a police lady.
        She'l say 'Hands up'
        Nvr kis a lady
        doctor.she'l say
        'next plz' Always kiss a
        tcher.Coz she'l say
        repeat it 10times.

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      • Shan Say's

          If a girL has
          baLance in her ceLL, then she
          has a boy friend,
          --
          If a boy has baLance in his
          ceLL, then he has no girL
          friend.
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        • Love Quotes

            Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
            Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
            Boy: I'm not Married yet
            !
            .
            MORAL:Learn new Methods to propose.

          • Swrag Me Party

              Kuch Log Swrag Me Party Mna Rhe The, Bhagwan Ne Dekha Sale Yha Bhi Party Mna Rhe Hain Bhagwan- Yamraj Ye Kya Ho Rha Hai

              Yamraj-Parbhu, UP Wale Hain Khi Bhi Enjoy Kar Lete Hain

            • Full form of MATHS...!

                Teacher: What is the full form of "MATHS "

                Student: M - Mental

                A - Attack

                T - To

                H - Healthy

                S - Students

                : ): ): ): ): ): )

              • facebook trues

                  I saw her fb and i adder her!

                  .

                  .

                  I saw her outside and i deleted her: p

                • KOLAVARI Remix

                    Exam song... !

                    Why dis xamveri xamveri di(3).

                    Distancile frnd frnd,

                    frnd mind sharp.

                    Exam teacher strict strict,

                    my future gone...

                    Y dis xamveri di(2).

                  • english sms

                      sardar was writing his exam near the door... , do u know y..

                      Guesss....... Because, it was entrance exam... : -) lol

                    • hay ye bachche!!

                        Child: papa papa mujhe paise chaiye...

                        Dad: beta paisa kya karoge

                        Child: mujhe zarurat h dijiye...

                        Dad: beta tujhe paiso ki nahi dimaag ki zarurat h...

                        Child: kamal karte ho aap v,, jo aapke paas hoga wohi to aapse mangungi na!!: D

                      • ANEESH PALAKKAD

                          IN A JOB INTERVIEW

                          IN JAPPAN

                          MANAGER. : WHERE R U COMMING FROM

                          ANI, : SIR I AM FRM INDIA

                          MNGR..... OH AREY BHAI AAP INDIA MEIN KAHAM SE

                          ANI; SIR KERALA

                          MNGR: MACHU EVIDEYADA.

                          ANI: PALAKKAD.

                          MNGR: AAVU AAVU KENDHANDA CHEKKO PALAKKATTIL KEVADE AANDA THANKO

                          YENIKKU VAYYA EE CHEKKANE KONDU.

                          YENNE ANKADU KOLLU

                          PALAKKADAN

                          (. ANI

                          FROM PALAKKAD

                          MUNDUR

                          8086494919

                          CB. : ANIYANS KUTTY ABOOTIKA)

                        • bond thodi moti

                            bandi meri tu great ae par jami thodi late ae height thodi choti ae par bond badi moti ae

                          • Girlfriend & boyfriend

                              Girlfriend bestor me letkar-rat 12baje se korraha ho or kitne dertak koroge, Boyfriend-ye to kuch vi nehi abto rat din korenge kiuki, kiuki, kiuki mera sms free he year. (I am rajib call/sms-ani time i wait, number-8145022776)

                            • Durvinder Singh to hotel

                                Durvinder singh nay hotel main phone kiya aur kaha 5 pizza bhej dain unho nay kaha kis kay naam pay Durvinder: ALLAH KAY NAAM PAR

                              • just colour it

                                  A Old man had 8 hair on his head, he went 2 barber shop

                                  Barber in anger asked"SHALL I CUT Or COUNT? "

                                  old man smiled nd politely said!

                                  JUST COLOUR IT; -)

                                • our brain..

                                    First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!

                                    And first helmet was used in 1974.

                                    IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT

                                    BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT! B-)

                                  • aNsWeR Me........PlZ............

                                      what occurs once in a minute

                                      twice in every movement

                                      but..................

                                      once in a thousand year

                                    • Kara Nalladanu

                                        Girl Kissed a boyon his face & the boy get's a mark facil lipstick

                                        Mammy: eth entha

                                        Boy: nallath cheyumbol kara pattiyal kara nallathalle mammy

                                      • Fact ... On FB

                                          Fact ... On FB -. . Just Because Her Status Is"Single"... Doesn't Means She Is 'Available'. . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its Just That Her Family Members Are In Her Friendlist On Facebook.

                                        • funny msg..............!

                                            U r an amtinathoning!
                                            U r my eanmetosclirmination!
                                            U r sweet ambutricated!
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                                            oh pinne!
                                            Njekki nokunna kanda thonnum ellam manasilayennu
                                            FUNNY EVNG........ !!!

                                          • BOY & GIRl IN RESTAURENT

                                              BOY&GIRL In restaurant

                                              B: do u luv me

                                              G: no

                                              B: think again

                                              G: i told u No

                                              B: waitr bring separate bills

                                              G:: -Oonnu poda Nite oru thamasha I luv u.

                                            • try itttttttttttttttttttttt

                                                MATHS MAGIC!!!

                                                13837 x ur age x 73 =?

                                                Just try it. U wil b getting an interesting result.

                                                Just try & 4ward 2 UR friends.........

                                              • SPECIALITY OF GIRLS:

                                                  SPECIALITY OF GIRLS:

                                                  :

                                                  DELHI- Dressing

                                                  :

                                                  MUMBAI- Cute

                                                  :

                                                  PUNJAB- Strong

                                                  :

                                                  BANGLORE- Stylish

                                                  :

                                                  KERALA-Onum Illengilum Ahangarathinu Oru Kuravumilla.... !

                                                • funny sms jokes

                                                    80% of college student are suferin frm AIDS..

                                                    Can't believe bt its true..

                                                    AIDS: Attendance & Internal marks Deficiency Syndrom..

                                                    4ward n make others aware of it..

                                                  • madam and student

                                                      mam- who will tell one question answer he will kiss to my hand. one student- mam i i know total book s answer come to bedroom.

                                                    • Top 7 funny shops and institutions

                                                        Top 7 Funny shops and institutions

                                                        .

                                                        7. Sreesanth cricket academy

                                                        .

                                                        6. Gandhi hair dressers

                                                        .

                                                        5. Nayanthara textiles

                                                        .

                                                        4. Salim kumar beauty parlour

                                                        .

                                                        3. Mohanlal fitness centre

                                                        .

                                                        2. Mammotty dance school

                                                        .

                                                        and the most leading shop:

                                                        .

                                                        1. Prithviraj personality development and spoken english class!

                                                      • ChInaaaaaaaa !!

                                                          Why does the great wall of china comes

                                                          in the 7 wonders of the world

                                                          May be it's the first and only Chinese product

                                                          which lasted for so long: P

                                                        • Blooody eNglish

                                                            Husband texts to wife on cell..

                                                            "Hi, what r u doing Darling? "

                                                            Wife: I'm dying.. !

                                                            Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U? "

                                                            Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.. "

                                                            Husband: "Bloody English Language!: @

                                                          • Keep it in ur mobile

                                                              >

                                                              I send you this fish

                                                              as a sign of our

                                                              FRIENDSHIP please

                                                              take care of it, Keep it

                                                              in your mobile.

                                                              Daily put your mobile in water,

                                                              So dat this fish wont die.

                                                              Noufal Kareem

                                                            • Successful marriage....

                                                                A successful marriage is based

                                                                On give & take:

                                                                Where husband gives money,

                                                                Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

                                                                &

                                                                Where wife gives advices, lectures,

                                                                Tensions & husband takes it.. !!

                                                              Funny SMS Messages and Short SMS Jokes for Mobile Phones.

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