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  • Love Quotes

    | SMS by Shan 9605545046

    Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
    Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
    Boy: I'm not Married yet
    !
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    MORAL:Learn new Methods to propose.

  • Swrag Me Party

    | SMS by Anurag Saraswat

    Kuch Log Swrag Me Party Mna Rhe The, Bhagwan Ne Dekha Sale Yha Bhi Party Mna Rhe Hain Bhagwan- Yamraj Ye Kya Ho Rha Hai

    Yamraj-Parbhu, UP Wale Hain Khi Bhi Enjoy Kar Lete Hain

  • Full form of MATHS...!

    | SMS by Ammu

    Teacher: What is the full form of "MATHS "

    Student: M - Mental

    A - Attack

    T - To

    H - Healthy

    S - Students

    : ): ): ): ): ): )

  • facebook trues

    | SMS by NazZ

    I saw her fb and i adder her!

    .

    .

    I saw her outside and i deleted her: p

  • KOLAVARI Remix

    | SMS by suryariju

    Exam song... !

    Why dis xamveri xamveri di(3).

    Distancile frnd frnd,

    frnd mind sharp.

    Exam teacher strict strict,

    my future gone...

    Y dis xamveri di(2).

  • english sms

    | SMS by kirthi

    sardar was writing his exam near the door... , do u know y..

    Guesss....... Because, it was entrance exam... : -) lol

  • hay ye bachche!!

    | SMS by aritra

    Child: papa papa mujhe paise chaiye...

    Dad: beta paisa kya karoge

    Child: mujhe zarurat h dijiye...

    Dad: beta tujhe paiso ki nahi dimaag ki zarurat h...

    Child: kamal karte ho aap v,, jo aapke paas hoga wohi to aapse mangungi na!!: D

  • ANEESH PALAKKAD

    | SMS by ANEESH

    IN A JOB INTERVIEW

    IN JAPPAN

    MANAGER. : WHERE R U COMMING FROM

    ANI, : SIR I AM FRM INDIA

    MNGR..... OH AREY BHAI AAP INDIA MEIN KAHAM SE

    ANI; SIR KERALA

    MNGR: MACHU EVIDEYADA.

    ANI: PALAKKAD.

    MNGR: AAVU AAVU KENDHANDA CHEKKO PALAKKATTIL KEVADE AANDA THANKO

    YENIKKU VAYYA EE CHEKKANE KONDU.

    YENNE ANKADU KOLLU

    PALAKKADAN

    (. ANI

    FROM PALAKKAD

    MUNDUR

    8086494919

    CB. : ANIYANS KUTTY ABOOTIKA)

  • bond thodi moti

    | SMS by chirag

    bandi meri tu great ae par jami thodi late ae height thodi choti ae par bond badi moti ae

  • Girlfriend & boyfriend

    | SMS by Rajib

    Girlfriend bestor me letkar-rat 12baje se korraha ho or kitne dertak koroge, Boyfriend-ye to kuch vi nehi abto rat din korenge kiuki, kiuki, kiuki mera sms free he year. (I am rajib call/sms-ani time i wait, number-8145022776)

  • Durvinder Singh to hotel

    | SMS by Uzair

    Durvinder singh nay hotel main phone kiya aur kaha 5 pizza bhej dain unho nay kaha kis kay naam pay Durvinder: ALLAH KAY NAAM PAR

  • just colour it

    | SMS by sorryyyyyyy

    A Old man had 8 hair on his head, he went 2 barber shop

    Barber in anger asked"SHALL I CUT Or COUNT? "

    old man smiled nd politely said!

    JUST COLOUR IT; -)

  • our brain..

    | SMS by sorryyyyyyy

    First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!

    And first helmet was used in 1974.

    IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT

    BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT! B-)

  • aNsWeR Me........PlZ............

    | SMS by kanna

    what occurs once in a minute

    twice in every movement

    but..................

    once in a thousand year

  • Kara Nalladanu

    Girl Kissed a boyon his face & the boy get's a mark facil lipstick

    Mammy: eth entha

    Boy: nallath cheyumbol kara pattiyal kara nallathalle mammy

  • Fact ... On FB

    | SMS by IMTHI.F4ES

    Fact ... On FB -. . Just Because Her Status Is"Single"... Doesn't Means She Is 'Available'. . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its Just That Her Family Members Are In Her Friendlist On Facebook.

  • funny msg..............!

    | SMS by vysakh

    U r an amtinathoning!
    U r my eanmetosclirmination!
    U r sweet ambutricated!
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    oh pinne!
    Njekki nokunna kanda thonnum ellam manasilayennu
    FUNNY EVNG........ !!!

  • BOY & GIRl IN RESTAURENT

    | SMS by Fazil

    BOY&GIRL In restaurant

    B: do u luv me

    G: no

    B: think again

    G: i told u No

    B: waitr bring separate bills

    G:: -Oonnu poda Nite oru thamasha I luv u.

  • try itttttttttttttttttttttt

    MATHS MAGIC!!!

    13837 x ur age x 73 =?

    Just try it. U wil b getting an interesting result.

    Just try & 4ward 2 UR friends.........

  • SPECIALITY OF GIRLS:

    | SMS by Sarath kt

    SPECIALITY OF GIRLS:

    :

    DELHI- Dressing

    :

    MUMBAI- Cute

    :

    PUNJAB- Strong

    :

    BANGLORE- Stylish

    :

    KERALA-Onum Illengilum Ahangarathinu Oru Kuravumilla.... !

  • funny sms jokes

    | SMS by Sana

    80% of college student are suferin frm AIDS..

    Can't believe bt its true..

    AIDS: Attendance & Internal marks Deficiency Syndrom..

    4ward n make others aware of it..

  • madam and student

    | SMS by purna ch sahoo

    mam- who will tell one question answer he will kiss to my hand. one student- mam i i know total book s answer come to bedroom.

  • Top 7 funny shops and institutions

    | SMS by Govind

    Top 7 Funny shops and institutions

    .

    7. Sreesanth cricket academy

    .

    6. Gandhi hair dressers

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    5. Nayanthara textiles

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    4. Salim kumar beauty parlour

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    3. Mohanlal fitness centre

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    2. Mammotty dance school

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    and the most leading shop:

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    1. Prithviraj personality development and spoken english class!

  • ChInaaaaaaaa !!

    | SMS by Ameer Ajmal

    Why does the great wall of china comes

    in the 7 wonders of the world

    May be it's the first and only Chinese product

    which lasted for so long: P

  • Blooody eNglish

    | SMS by Ameer Ajmal

    Husband texts to wife on cell..

    "Hi, what r u doing Darling? "

    Wife: I'm dying.. !

    Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U? "

    Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.. "

    Husband: "Bloody English Language!: @

  • Keep it in ur mobile

    >

    I send you this fish

    as a sign of our

    FRIENDSHIP please

    take care of it, Keep it

    in your mobile.

    Daily put your mobile in water,

    So dat this fish wont die.

    Noufal Kareem

  • Successful marriage....

    A successful marriage is based

    On give & take:

    Where husband gives money,

    Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

    &

    Where wife gives advices, lectures,

    Tensions & husband takes it.. !!

  • Ur parents

    Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. : s"hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.

  • Pillechan Jokes

    | SMS by Riyaz the Great

    Q: How do you know the magistrate is a Pillechan

    A: He says: "Aader Aader".

  • Pillechan Jokes

    | SMS by Riyaz the Great

    Two Pillechans were driving from Trivandrum to Bolgatty Palace. They saw a sign that read:

    "Bolgatty Palace Left"

    Pillechan 1: "Thalle, laven peyyaa? "

    Pillechan 2: "Vo, thanne chellaa. "

    So, they turned around and went back to Trivandrum.

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