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  • Sardar got computer job

    | SMS by kumar_kk

    Sardar got computer job first Day he worked till night.

    Boss happy & asked what u did 2day?
    Sardar: Keyboard alphabets are not in order, so I

    rearranged it..

  • Sardar to Boss

    | SMS by ranjith

    Boss: I'm giving U job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs. 2000, is it ok?

    Sardar: U r Great sir!
    Starting salary is OK. But sir Hoe much is DRIVING salary???

  • Becoming like me

    | SMS by joker

    You're Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit

    Kind & Generous. In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!

  • Fall In love with your own wife

    | SMS by Joker

    Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with

    your own wife...

    If somebody else describes her to you.

  • sardar in class room

    | SMS by sardarfan

    Teacher: Duniya ka sabse puraana Jaanwar kaunsa hai?

    Sardar: Madamji, "ZEBRA"

    Teacher: ZEBRA!!kyon??

    Sardar: Kyon ki woh Black

    and White he.

  • Height of Language miss use

    | SMS by sreenath

    height of language miss use:
    student watching monkey out

    of the window & teacher scold him,

    "Why are you watching monkey outside when i'm in the

    class room!!"

  • Name in Japanese!

    | SMS by shibingeorge

    Try your name in japanese!
    A-ka B-tu C-mi D-te E-ku F-lu

    G-ji H-ri I-ki J-zu K-me L-ta M-rin N-to O-mo P-no Q-ke R-shi S-ari T-chi U-do

    V-ru W-mei x-na Y-fu Z-zi

    sender: ari ri ki tu ki to (Shibin)

  • DOCOMO tune

    | SMS by aravind

    222 222 222 222 222
    2
    2

    2
    22

    2
    22

    22
    2
    2
    2222
    222

    2

    Didn't understand???
    DOCOMO tune

  • Sardar's marriage

    | SMS by sanal thomas

    Sardarji fixed his marriage on 2'nd March. He send invitation to his friends

    like this.
    "Marriage is on 2'nd, Please come on 1'st night".

  • haha nude beach aka the bigger the dumber

    | SMS by Starrla wheeler

    one day parents take their 6-yr old son to a nude beach as they are walkking along the beach the son noticed some of the women had larger breasts than his mother he asked her why. she told him the bigger the dumber. satisfyed with this answer he went to swim. a few minutes later he returned and asked his mom why some of the men had larger penises than his dad she told him the bigger the dumber. he returned to swimming. a few minutes later he returned and declared"mom dads talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks the stupider he gets!!"

  • A Boy's Pray...

    A Boy Prayed:
    Oh God, give me 1Bag full of money, a job, big vehicle full of Girls!!!

    GOD: Ur Wish is Fullfilled and he became
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    A BUS CONDUCTOR

  • Honeymoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    | SMS by Allan joshua

    Sardar 1: I am very clever. i went alone 4 honeymoon&saved half money.............

    Sardar 2: u r fool, i saved even that...
    my frnd was going &i sent my wife with him................................

  • Kuttichathan SMS

    | SMS by Kuttichathan

    A kuttichathan came and asked me

    "I want to trouble some good people"

    I suggested your name. It slapped me and
    said,
    "We don't mess with our boss"

  • Confusing day in America

    | SMS by Allen Joshua

    Which is the most confusing day in America??
    ?

    ?

    ?

    ?

    Father's Day... !!!

    Nobody knows whom to wish!!! Funny country...

  • Opportunity Never Knocks Twice

    | SMS by Allen Joshua

    A door knocked twice..

    Insider: "Who's der?? "

    Ans: "Its Me... OPPORTUNITY. "

    Insider: "You are wrong, coz opportunity never knocks twice.

    Remember this!!

  • Kissing story

    | SMS by nikhil

    Boy: I can kiss you without touching u.
    Girl: U can't
    Boy: Rs 20 bet
    Girl: OK
    Boy kissed her tightly
    Girl: Hey looser, u touched me...
    Boy: Here, take your 20 rupees!!!!

  • Linux Vs Windows

    | SMS by jayakrishnan

    Awesome lines on a linux page..

    "In a world of no walls or fences we don't need windows or Gates!"

  • TOILET DOOR

    | SMS by JAISON

    COMES LIKE HORSE
    SIT LIKE THEIF
    GOES LIKE KING

    THIS IS A SLOGEN IN A TOILET DOOR.......

  • Bloody rascals

    | SMS by sajimon

    No matter How rude your best friends behave, you should always patch up with them ...

    Becz

    Those BLOODY RASCALS know all ur SECRETS

  • Meaning of love

    | SMS by DIPIN

    L-LOSS OF MONEY
    O-OUT OF MIND
    V-WASTE OF MONEY
    E-END OF SAMADHANAM
    SO, DONT LOVE

  • Heart of boys

    | SMS by sreenath

    Heart of boys is like a temple !
    Holy, Truthful, Pure...

    That's why .. when boys say, 'I LOVE U',

    Girls remove their slippers.. !!

  • Sardar soldiers

    | SMS by sachin

    2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier n gave him a Dice n said,

    "If get 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 We will kill u".

    Paki: "What if I get 6? "

    Sardar: "U hav 2 play again"!!!

  • My question

    | SMS by kiran

    Indian Statical Association (ISA) says that 42% of girls in INDIA are ready for sex before marriage..

    My question is

    "Where are these Girls? "

  • sardar's son

    | SMS by linu_sam

    Dying sardar asks his wife:

    Our 7th son always looked different from other 6. Did he have a different father?

    Wife (Crying): YES

    Sardar: Who is he?

    Wife: YOU !!

  • I don't understand

    | SMS by jacob

    Shakespeare used to study in street light

    Graham Bell Used to study in candle light.

    Galileo used to study with a small lamp.

    I don't understand one think what were these guys doing all day

  • What is dead lock?

    | SMS by sreenath

    What is dead lock?

    Boss to secretary - 'for a week v will go abroad for a meeting, make arrangements'

    Secretary calls husband - '4 a week, my boss and I r going abroad, u look after urself'

    Husband calls secret lover -' my wife is going abroad, so lets spend d week 2gether'

    Secret lover calls small boy whom she takes tution - 'I have work a week, so u need not come class'

    Small boy calls grandpa -' no class 4 a week coz teacher is busy, lets spend d week 2gether'

    Grandpa (d Boss) calls secretary - 'meeting canceled, i am spend d weekend with my grandson'

    Secretary calls husband - 'trip canceled, i am coming home'

    Husband calls secret lover - 'v can't spend d week 2gether coz my wife canceled her trip'

    Secret lover calls little boy - 'This week u will have class as usual'

    Boy calls grandpa (Boss) - 'Sorry grandpa '

    How was it?

  • girlz love

    | SMS by sahib

    a girl on valentine day to a shopkepr; do u hve sch cads on which its written that"ilove only u"?
    shopkepr; yes
    girl; then pack a dozen fr me.

  • what is education

    | SMS by sahib sargodia

    def of education
    "education is an organized sys through which we waste of our half of life to learn how to waste the remaining half.

  • Old, New, Latest and our Concept

    | SMS by Bibin Joy

    OLD CONCEPT: "Do or Die"

    NEW CONCEPT: "Do before you Die"

    LATEST CONCEPT: "Don't die until you do"

    OUR CONCEPT: "WHAT TO DO!!!??

  • u r look is cute..

    | SMS by siraj

    u r smile is of 16 yers... u r face is of 17 yers... ur walk is of 18 yers... ur talk is of 19 yers... ur look is of 20 yers.... totally u look 90 yers old! REALLY CUTE!!

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