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  • Be optimistic!

    | SMS by Richard Kronick

    Think positive today! It will be a great day. There is always a chance that your boss will get carried off by a pack of wolves.

  • KV RAMACHANDRAN

    Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair:

    "Change cannot be given to you every time. You must bring the change."
    -

    Who's K V Ramachandran Nair?
    He is a bus conductor. Now read it again!! :p :p :p :p
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    For friendship call or watsapp: 7736619082

  • next gen LKG poem

    | SMS by jamsheerali kp

    next generatn's LKG poem

    chatting chatting
    yes papa
    girlfriend setting
    no papa
    telling lies
    no papa
    open your whatsapp
    hahaha,

  • Funny SMS in Hindi

    | SMS by Jeet

    Two Commerce Students talking...
    Mehul: Oh! Sorry yaar,I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
    Rahul: Yup!
    Mehul: You must be sad na.. ....
    Rahul: No yaar! We are commerce students! I have kept 1 gf as reserved for doubtful debts.

  • husband and wife

    | SMS by Aswathy SR Achu

    A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked How much pay...
    Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)

  • Marriage equation


    The Equation of Marriage:
    7 Glances = 1 Smile
    7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
    7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
    7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
    7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
    And that 1 marriage has 77777+
    problems.
    So beware of a glance. Whatsapp +256702930455

  • boyz rOckzzz

    Teacher:Can u See God
    Class:No
    Teacher: can u touch God
    Class:No
    Teacher:Then isn't a GOD

    A Boy Raises From His Bench And Said:
    "Sir ,can u see ur brain"
    Teacher:No
    Boy:Can u touch ur brain
    Teacher :No
    Boy: OK So u dont hav brain?!

    BOYS ARE ALWAYS ROCKIN ..
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    for frndship,
    watzapp- 7736619082

  • RULES FOR STUDENTS

    | SMS by angel star

    1-Never make noise in the class bcoz others r sleeping , 2-be absent 2 keep the campus clean, 3-always take books it act as pillow , 4-never come early to class,no one will notice u........Njoy school life........

  • boYs rocKzzz

    Why girls block boys.? examples given below
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    Boy: What's your Name??
    Girl: Rani and you?

    Boy: Rajaa.....

    *!blocked!*

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    Girl :"have good day".........

    Boy:no thanks....i like "tiger
    biskets" more......
    *!Blocked!*
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    Girl :what's up...??

    Boy:kerala.....!!

    *blocked*

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    Boy:Thank you.......!

    Girl :it's my pleasure....!
    Boy:my bajaj pulsur.....

    **blocked forever**..
    watsapp - 7736619082

  • maDe in inDia lolZ .. <3

    A Japani came to INDIA...!
    He took an auto to go to the airport,
    on the way a Honda overtakes ...
    Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very
    fast... next a toyota overtakes
    Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
    Reached Airport & asked How Much?
    Driver: RS. 8000 ....
    Japani: Why so expensive??
    Driver: METER made in
    INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....'' JAI HO ...
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    for frndship ....
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    watsapp - 7736619082

  • ladies first

    | SMS by Mohd Junaid

    2 Lovers decided to suicide...!
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    Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
    eyes n returned
    Home...
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    Boy In the Air Opened the
    Parachute n Said I
    knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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    From that day onwards
    peoplestarted saying
    # Ladies First

  • Junaid Elampara

    | SMS by Mohd Junaid

    WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL? ?
    A year has 365 days
    Sundays :52
    balance :313 summer
    holidays:50
    bal:263days
    8hours daily sleep means 122
    days
    bal:141days
    1 hour daily playing means
    15days
    bal:126days
    2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
    bal:96days
    1hr 4 talking means15 days
    bal:81days
    exam days total in year 35days
    bal:46 days
    festival 40days
    bal:6day
    sickness 3days,movies & functions
    at least2days,
    balance-1day,
    that 1 day is Ur birthday
    HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?

  • I love you

    | SMS by JifFin ThoMas AT

    I love you

    i love you very much

    i love you realy

    i love you agan

    bcoz. Swami vivek anand paranjatundu love animals. Prethekichu MONKEYS,

  • classroom Attendance

    | SMS by Dan Jones

    Forest attendance!!!!
    lion ? present sir
    zeebra ? present sir
    elephant ? present sir
    monkey ? monkey!? monkey ????

    massage vayichirikkathe present parayeda!!

  • sO briLLiant ...!

    Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
    Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
    Ans.- In his Last Battle.
    Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
    Ans.- Marriage.
    Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
    Ans.- Liquid State.
    Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
    Ans.- On His Birthday

    ‪#‎LoLzZ‬.....
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    for love nd frndshp , add me ..
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    watsapp - 7736619082

  • needs love women only

    | SMS by Samuel Jack

    Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper.. Whatspp me @ +234-8139792003

  • Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

    A woman doesn’t
    come home one night. The
    next day she tells her
    husband that she had slept
    over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
    10 best friends. None of
    them know anything about
    it.A man doesn’t come home
    one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
    slept over at a friend’s
    house. The wife calls her
    husband's 10 best men
    friends. Eight of them
    confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
    was still there.
    From +254750888888

  • U r a bitch

    | SMS by Arun Az Criz

    U are a BITCH

    don't panic bitch means,

    beautifull
    intelligent
    talent
    cute
    hilarious
    ARE U SMILE NOW ?
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    So u r a realy *BITCH*

  • Boyz always rockz

    | SMS by Heart Smuggler

    Best slogan by a boy on the occasion of world
    environment day:
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    ‘Save Earth,
    This is The Only Planet
    Where U Get Girls.!

    9847352182

  • Laugh for once

    | SMS by bella whit

    I crack a joke
    To make you smile
    A hardened look on your face
    Is your reply.
    Not a peep not a word
    it's like meeting a silent bird;
    Strange and unusual
    But then
    Out of the midst of a scowl
    The corners of her mouth
    Turn upwards into
    A beautiful smile.
    A laugh, a happy ray of hope.
    I am having
    an unordinary day

  • A man received an unknown call.

    | SMS by Achu SJ

    A man received an unknown call..
    Girl : hello do you have a gf??
    Man : no, who are you darling?
    Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

    Again man got a call
    Girl : do u have a gf??
    Man : yes darling
    Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
    Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
    Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...

    Man : wtf..... :-P:-D

  • Hey....please help me as a friend

    | SMS by Sherly Jayanthi

    Hey..,please could you send me a passport size photo of yours...Please do me this favour... As a biology student i have to do research about monkeys it would be very helpful

  • If a BARBER makes amistake,it’s a new style. .If a POLI

    | SMS by uv rokzz

    If a BARBER makes a
    mistake,
    it’s a new style. .
    If a POLITICIAN makes a
    mistake,
    it’s a new law. .
    If a SCIENTIST makes a
    mistake,
    it’s a new invention. .
    If a TAILOR makes a
    mistake,
    it’s a new fashion. .
    If a TEACHER makes a
    mistake,
    it’s a new theory. .
    If a STUDENT makes a
    mistake,
    it’s a "MISTAKE" .
    This iz cheating...

  • For boyfriends and girlfriends

    | SMS by Rip Kitty Mendez

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    I don't know
    i don't know who?
    i dont know who i am because i got lost in to your eyes(from boys, for girls only)
    or
    i dont know because your perfect for me(from girls, to boys)

  • www.facebook.com/nalla.payya

    | SMS by nalla payyan

    i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

    www.facebook.com/nalla.payya

  • girlz are like....

    | SMS by Naazbeatz

    Boy: Marry me?
    Girl: Do you have a house?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: How much is your salary?
    Boy: No salary.. but..
    Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
    Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
    Girl : wanna get married ?
    Boy: NO !

  • funny phone call

    | SMS by Naazbeatz

    Unknown Calls ;
    He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
    She : Yes , Who are you ?
    He : Im your brother , Just wait till
    i come home !
    Another Unknown call
    He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
    She : No !
    He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
    broke my heart
    She : Sorry , I thought it was my
    brother !
    He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
    me reach the house

  • Don't love a beautiful person.

    | SMS by Naazbeatz

    Don't love a beautiful person.
    Love a person who can give you a beautiful life..
    Manassilayille?
    Paint kandu 'veedu' vaangaruthennu..!!

  • hey guyz whats up

    | SMS by Shan 9605545046

    Nvr
    kiss a police lady.
    She'l say 'Hands up'
    Nvr kis a lady
    doctor.she'l say
    'next plz' Always kiss a
    tcher.Coz she'l say
    repeat it 10times.

    9605545046

  • Shan Say's

    | SMS by Shan 9605545046

    If a girL has
    baLance in her ceLL, then she
    has a boy friend,
    --
    If a boy has baLance in his
    ceLL, then he has no girL
    friend.
    9605545946

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